my dash did a thing.
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment
Holy mother of serial killer god fucking hotness of sex
Title: Unknown Seven Devils
Artist: Unknown Florence + The Machine
Album: Unknown Ceremonials
be your own lover
eat your own ass
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
teen pregnancy ruins lives because my friend promised to take me cowtipping and to a nudist beach but she got pregnant and couldnt take me and that is why you always wrap your junk, kinds.
i want to join a nudist camp
there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret
anna kendrick laying it down