Ready for school to start.
before u harass non binary teens for their pronouns pls consider the following:
- get a fucking life
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
Hey, White Americans. We Need to Talk.
Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.
Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent,…
So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.
I get this joke.
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.